Guess which oraphis I can write with, I'll give you a hint; It's not my mouth.

The more I review my to-do list the more I believe I have one of those alternative life styles.
1.  full Brazilian wax
2. condoms-lots of em'
3. easy clean upholstery covers
4.bananas
5. tequila
6. chap stick
7. fuzzy hand cuffs
8. Darly s&m gag
9. break away jeans (do they make those?)
10. toilet paper

Huh, you'd think I'd be bow legged by now.